AltVRBot/pkg/bot/msgs.go

package bot

import (
	"fmt"
	"log"
	"reflect"
)

type msgMode uint

const (
	msgModeNone = iota
	msgModeNormal
	msgModeRude
	msgModeFlirty
)

const (
	msgModeNormalString = "normal"
	msgModeRudeString   = "rude"
	msgModeFlirtyString = "flirty"
)

type msgMap map[string]string

var (
	commandFormats = map[string]string{
		"auser":  "<Altspace VR Username> <Discord Mention> [Discord Emoji]",
		"aemoji": "<Discord Mention> <Discord Emoji>",
		"msg":    "<Discord Mention> ...",
		"accept": "(As reply) <Discord Mention> [Discord Emoji]",
		"deny":   "(As reply)",
		"status": "[Discord Mention...]",
	}

	msgStrings = map[msgMode]msgMap{
		msgModeNormal: {
			"online_welcome":            "Hello, AltVRBot online and here to serve!",
			"all_done":                  "All done!",
			"unauthorized_user":         "Sorry, you are not authorized to do this!",
			"invalid_command":           "Invalid command format!",
			"unknown_error":             "I couldn't not process your request due to an unknown error!",
			"auser_unknown_friend":      "I don't know about this user, are you sure they are one of my friends and the username is correct?",
			"auser_known_user":          "I already know about this user!",
			"aemoji_unknown_user":       "I don't know about this user, try to associate it first!",
			"msg_unknown_sender":        "I don't know you! You must be associated first!",
			"msg_unknown_receipient":    "I don't know about <@!%s>! They must be associated first!",
			"msg_invalid_receipient":    "I can't message this user because it probably is myself!",
			"msg_all_done_truncated":    "All done, however your message was too long and truncated!",
			"new_friendship_requested":  "I just heard that %s would like to become friends, should I accept?",
			"accept_unknown_reference":  "Unknown reference, are you sure you are replying to the right message? Perhaps the request was withdrawn!",
			"no_online_users":           "Seems like no one is online, how lonely!",
			"no_online_requested_users": "These people aren't online right now, sorry!",
		},

		msgModeRude: {
			"online_welcome":            "Ah fuck, back to work already? Well message me, maybe I'll help you anyway!",
			"all_done":                  "Alright alright, stop bugging me already, I got it done for you, you fuck!",
			"unauthorized_user":         "Fartface, who the fuck do you think you are?!? You're not allowed to do that you lowlife!",
			"invalid_command":           "You drunk or something?",
			"unknown_error":             "_BOFH_",
			"auser_unknown_friend":      "You dimwit, you should know I don't know who this idiot is. Do I really want them to be my friend? I don't know, but maybe they do!",
			"auser_known_user":          "Fuckwad, I already know about this asshole!",
			"aemoji_unknown_user":       "Who the fuck is that? Maybe try to tell me first you airhead!",
			"msg_unknown_sender":        "Never heard of you chucklefuck! You even registered?",
			"msg_unknown_receipient":    "I don't know about this chickenfucker named <@!%s>! They must be associated first!",
			"msg_invalid_receipient":    "Seems obvious, but I'm gonna explain it for you half brained: I can't message myself!",
			"msg_all_done_truncated":    "Ok ok I did it you shitstick, but you're a verbose fuck so I had to cut your message off a bit!",
			"new_friendship_requested":  "Have you heard about this dipshit named %s, they think they're cool enough, ha! Should we let that numskull in?",
			"accept_unknown_reference":  "Numnuts, I don't know what you're talking about! That user might have been too cool for you, or you're just fucking confused!",
			"no_online_users":           "Everyone else has better things to do than talk you, loser!",
			"no_online_requested_users": "Looks like these fucks have better things to do than talk to you, loser!",
		},

		msgModeFlirty: {
			"online_welcome":            "Hi there beautiful people, it'll be my delight to serve you!",
			"all_done":                  "I did it for you, sweetie!",
			"unauthorized_user":         "I wished I could let you do that, but sadly even your good looks aren't enough to allow me!",
			"invalid_command":           "Love, your beauty is blinding me and I don't understand what you mean!",
			"unknown_error":             "We'd all love to see that happen, but the stars weren't aligned today, something unexpected happened",
			"auser_unknown_friend":      "I've never heard of this hotie before, would you make sure they have befriended me and the username is correct?",
			"auser_known_user":          "Bae, I already know this person, we were all in that cuddle puddle together the other night!",
			"aemoji_unknown_user":       "Sweetiepie, I don't know them, maybe you could introduce us over a glass of wine and some candles?",
			"msg_unknown_sender":        "Honey, I've never met you before, invite me on a date before we get cozy!",
			"msg_unknown_receipient":    "I've never heard of <@!%s>, but they sure do sound sexy! Maybe you could tell me more about them?",
			"msg_invalid_receipient":    "I'd love to write to this lovely person, but they aren't in my rolodex yet!",
			"msg_all_done_truncated":    "I did it for you sweetie, however your passion was too great and I had to truncate your message!",
			"new_friendship_requested":  "Looks like %s would like to get cozy, should we let them in the hot tub?",
			"accept_unknown_reference":  "As sexy as you are, I still can't find a reference to this request. Perhaps it was withdrawn!",
			"no_online_users":           "I'm sory sweetheart, no one's online, but I'll always be there for you!",
			"no_online_requested_users": "I'm sory sweetheart, these beautiful people arent online, but I'll always be there for you!",
		},
	}
)

func (b *Type) getMessageString(msgID string, params ...interface{}) string {
	mode := b.msgMode
	p := params
	if len(p) >= 1 {
		if reflect.TypeOf(p[0]) == reflect.TypeOf(User{}) {
			u := p[0].(User)
			if u.MsgMode != msgModeNone {
				mode = u.MsgMode
			}
			p = p[1:]
		}
	}
	if mode == msgModeNone {
		mode = msgModeNormal
	}
	if _, ok := msgStrings[mode][msgID]; !ok {
		mode = msgModeNormal
	}
	if mode != msgModeNormal && msgStrings[mode][msgID] == "" {
		mode = msgModeNormal
	}
	if val, ok := msgStrings[mode][msgID]; ok {
		if val == "_BOFH_" {
			val = getBOFHExcuse()
		}
		return fmt.Sprintf(val, p...)
	}
	log.Printf("Trying to fetch unknown message with key: %s\n", msgID)
	return "Unknown message???"
}