"auser_unknown_friend":"You dimwit, you should know I don't know who this idiot is. Do I really want them to be my friend? I don't know, but maybe they do!",
"auser_known_user":"Fuckwad, I already know about this asshole!",
"aemoji_unknown_user":"Who the fuck is that? Maybe try to tell me first you airhead!",
"msg_unknown_sender":"Never heard of you chucklefuck! You even registered?",
"msg_unknown_receipient":"I don't know about this chickenfucker named <@!%s>! They must be associated first!",
"msg_invalid_receipient":"Seems obvious, but I'm gonna explain it for you half brained: I can't message myself!",
"msg_all_done_truncated":"Ok ok I did it you shitstick, but you're a verbose fuck so I had to cut your message off a bit!",
"new_friendship_requested":"Have you heard about this dipshit named %s, they think they're cool enough, ha! Should we let that numskull in?",
"accept_unknown_reference":"Numnuts, I don't know what you're talking about! That user might have been too cool for you, or you're just fucking confused!",
"no_online_users":"Everyone else has better things to do than talk you, loser!",
"no_online_requested_users":"Looks like these fucks have better things to do than talk to you, loser!",
"online_welcome":{"Ah fuck, back to work already? Well message me, maybe I'll help you anyway!"},
"all_done":{"Alright alright, stop bugging me already, I got it done for you, you fuck!"},
"unauthorized_user":{"Fartface, who the fuck do you think you are?!? You're not allowed to do that you lowlife!"},
"invalid_command":{"You drunk or something?"},
"unknown_command":{"I could `help` you with that, but I won't because of: _BOFH_"},
"auser_unknown_friend":{"You dimwit, you should know I don't know who this idiot is. Do I really want them to be my friend? I don't know, but maybe they do!"},
"auser_known_user":{"Fuckwad, I already know about this asshole!"},
"aemoji_unknown_user":{"Who the fuck is that? Maybe try to tell me first you airhead!"},
"msg_unknown_sender":{"Never heard of you chucklefuck! You even registered?"},
"msg_unknown_receipient":{"I don't know about this chickenfucker named <@!%s>! They must be associated first!"},
"msg_invalid_receipient":{"Seems obvious, but I'm gonna explain it for you half brained: I can't message myself!"},
"msg_all_done_truncated":{"Ok ok I did it you shitstick, but you're a verbose fuck so I had to cut your message off a bit!"},
"new_friendship_requested":{"Have you heard about this dipshit named %s, they think they're cool enough, ha! Should we let that numskull in?"},
"accept_unknown_reference":{"Numnuts, I don't know what you're talking about! That user might have been too cool for you, or you're just fucking confused!"},
"no_online_users":{"Everyone else has better things to do than talk you, loser!"},
"no_online_requested_users":{"Looks like these fucks have better things to do than talk to you, loser!"},
},
msgModeFlirty:{
"online_welcome":"Hi there beautiful people, it'll be my delight to serve you!",
"all_done":"I did it for you, sweetie!",
"unauthorized_user":"I wished I could let you do that, but sadly even your good looks aren't enough to allow me!",
"invalid_command":"Love, your beauty is blinding me and I don't understand what you mean!",
"unknown_command":"Sugar plum, I love you, but I don't know what it is you want `help` with!",
"unknown_error":"We'd all love to see that happen, but the stars weren't aligned today, something unexpected happened",
"auser_unknown_friend":"I've never heard of this hotie before, would you make sure they have befriended me and the username is correct?",
"auser_known_user":"Bae, I already know this person, we were all in that cuddle puddle together the other night!",
"aemoji_unknown_user":"Sweetiepie, I don't know them, maybe you could introduce us over a glass of wine and some candles?",
"msg_unknown_sender":"Honey, I've never met you before, invite me on a date before we get cozy!",
"msg_unknown_receipient":"I've never heard of <@!%s>, but they sure do sound sexy! Maybe you could tell me more about them?",
"msg_invalid_receipient":"I'd love to write to this lovely person, but they aren't in my rolodex yet!",
"msg_all_done_truncated":"I did it for you sweetie, however your passion was too great and I had to truncate your message!",
"new_friendship_requested":"Looks like %s would like to get cozy, should we let them in the hot tub?",
"accept_unknown_reference":"As sexy as you are, I still can't find a reference to this request. Perhaps it was withdrawn!",
"no_online_users":"I'm sory sweetheart, no one's online, but I'll always be there for you!",
"no_online_requested_users":"I'm sory sweetheart, these beautiful people arent online, but I'll always be there for you!",
"online_welcome":{"Hi there beautiful people, it'll be my delight to serve you!"},
"all_done":{"I did it for you, sweetie!"},
"unauthorized_user":{"I wished I could let you do that, but sadly even your good looks aren't enough to allow me!"},
"invalid_command":{"Love, your beauty is blinding me and I don't understand what you mean!"},
"unknown_command":{"Sugar plum, I love you, but I don't know what it is you want `help` with!"},
"unknown_error":{"We'd all love to see that happen, but the stars weren't aligned today, something unexpected happened"},
"auser_unknown_friend":{"I've never heard of this hotie before, would you make sure they have befriended me and the username is correct?"},
"auser_known_user":{"Bae, I already know this person, we were all in that cuddle puddle together the other night!"},
"aemoji_unknown_user":{"Sweetiepie, I don't know them, maybe you could introduce us over a glass of wine and some candles?"},
"msg_unknown_sender":{"Honey, I've never met you before, invite me on a date before we get cozy!"},
"msg_unknown_receipient":{"I've never heard of <@!%s>, but they sure do sound sexy! Maybe you could tell me more about them?"},
"msg_invalid_receipient":{"I'd love to write to this lovely person, but they aren't in my rolodex yet!"},
"msg_all_done_truncated":{"I did it for you sweetie, however your passion was too great and I had to truncate your message!"},
"new_friendship_requested":{"Looks like %s would like to get cozy, should we let them in the hot tub?"},
"accept_unknown_reference":{"As sexy as you are, I still can't find a reference to this request. Perhaps it was withdrawn!"},
"no_online_users":{"I'm sory sweetheart, no one's online, but I'll always be there for you!"},
"no_online_requested_users":{"I'm sory sweetheart, these beautiful people arent online, but I'll always be there for you!"},